Hera Never Did Like Me Very Much

Hera never did like me very much. Maybe it was her idea to get Hades to sweep me off to Hell. That’s really plausible. Then she thought she could be rid of me for good.

And she almost succeeded.

Why didn’t Hades let me have more pomegranate seeds? If I’d had twelve, would I be allowed to stay underground forever? What had Hera and Hades planned?

Hera’s really not a very happy person. Maybe she’s the one who needs to see a therapist. Or maybe she and Zeus should be going to a marriage counselor?

I’m determined not to have a marriage as bad as Zeus and Hera’s.